Take Van review

Take Van
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Reviewer's Opinion

Final Score: 78/100

Main Details

July 2016
July 14, 2016
Data Revised
February 12, 2017
Mobile & Tablet
Content Updates
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Dirty hardcore sex with hot amateur girls picked up on the Czech streets.

Review by John Woole


  • Sexy European amateurs
  • Dirty blowjobs and sex on the back seat
  • Awesome Full HD quality, 60 fps framerate


  • The male stars try to be funny but they just aren't
  • The pictures are screen caps from the movies
  • No video format for people with really slow internet
  • Mobile devices: works great in Firefox Mobile. Chrome Mobile & Safari Mobile, not so much

Cruise the streets with a van, and pick up chicks to fuck. Is the theme familiar to you? There have been many sites to copy the successful formula of BangBus, the grandfather of reality porn sites. But I have to say that I don't mind—this setup is perfect. As long as the girls are hot and new, bring 'em!

This time the location is Europe, the Czech Republic. Any porn fan knows that the Czech girls are beautiful, wild, and willing, so it's the perfect place for these adventures. This crew has released a number of new reality porn sites recently, such as Fake Shooting and Melone Challenge. There is also POV Bitch, where they already experimenting with the car sex stuff. But this one is the real deal.

Each scene starts with the guys driving around, and picking up some chick. They try to joke around, but they don't manage to be funny like Bang Bus—those are some big shoes to fill though. When they find a hot girl, they talk to her and convince her that they'll give her a lift. Once she agrees to get inside, it's phase two—convince her to get her clothes off! They usually manage to get this done pretty fast, and soon enough the girl blows the guy on the back seat, then gets banged hard! The action is definitely pornographic, they even get some girls to lick the guy's ass.
The camera work is great, and so is the quality. The scenes and the models are still more amateur than professional though (except for a few porn girls). But I know this will be an appeal to many people, many people like their porn raw.

The site has over 30 updates already at the time of this review. It's a pretty good number for a brand new site. TakeVan keeps growing, they add a movie with a new girl every week. There are pictures to go with each scene too. In reality, the pictures are just screen caps from the videos, not real photos. So they're just good to get a preview of the action.

I loved the girls on the site. Most of them are Czech amateurs, about 20 years old, and super hot. But they also have some that are just above average looking, and some amateur MILFs. It adds variety to the site. They also have some girls from Russia, and other European countries, such as Hungary, Britain, and Spain. There are both English and Czech spoken scenes. For the Czech parts there are subtitles on the screen.

Video quality is awesome. You get to both download and stream their great looking, high bitrate 1080P Full HD files. It's not only Full HD, but also 50 fps, so the movement is super smooth. Good job!
Of course two lower resolution formats are also available. In my opinion they could have added a fourth, even lower quality format for those with super slow connections. The 200-300MB SD files shouldn't be a problem to most people though.

The user interface is very simple. You can log into the TakeVan members' area and download or watch all scenes right away. The downloads and the online playback is fast. The pickups can be sorted by date and rating, and you can also pick a keyword to search by.

The site works great on computers, but I also tested the site on mobile. The site is designed to work nicely on such devices too, the design looks great. Now I had problems in Chrome Mobile, neither of the streaming videos and the downloads would start. In Safari Mobile, the online playback worked, but I couldn't change the resolution, and couldn't download the movies. In Firefox Mobile everything worked perfectly.

The site uses a reliable merchant, Epoch, which makes it easy to cancel memberships. They also let you pay by PayPal in many countries, and PaySafe too if you pick a longer membership.

Overall, Take Van is a neat new reality porn site. It has such European hotties that I downloaded pretty much all of their scenes right away. The seductions could be a bit more original, but the fucking itself is very hot and dirty. Go check out their girls!


32 scenes (on Jul 21, 2016)
Avg. length
27 mins
type resolution bitrate info
mp4 1920 x 1080 px FULLHD 11300 kbps
mp4 1280 x 720 px HD 2150 kbps
mp4 854 x 480 px 1375 kbps


32 (on Jul 21, 2016)
Photos / gallery
resolution zip files
1920 x 1080 px HQ


No webcams on this site

Prices & Billing

Recurring Memberships:
1st period price rebills access
Trial (2 days) $1.00 rebills at $19.95/month LTD
One month $19.95 rebills at $19.95 / month
3 months $49.95 rebills at $49.95 / 3 months
6 months $69.95 rebills at $69.95 / 6 months
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Review History & Outside Reviews

Review history on x3guide
review date score
this full review Jul 21, 2016 78/100
Outside reviews
site date score
Honest Porn Reviews Nov 16, 2019 8.2/10
Adult Reviews Sep 6, 2016 78/100

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