German Goo Girls review

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Reviewer

Final Score: 88/100

Main Details

Launched
July 1, 2002
Listed
August 22, 2015
Data Revised
September 5, 2018
Mobile & Tablet
Excellent
Content Updates
Few times a month

Review by John Woole, August 22, 2015

Summary

Amateur, often average looking German girls satisfy a lot of men at the same time, who bathe the girl's face in cum.

Pros

  • Amateur, average looking girls (if you like that)
  • Nasty action with lots of cum
  • A big library of DVDs
  • New scenes are Full HD
  • 5 new DVDs every month

Cons

  • Amateur, average looking girls (if you don't like that)
  • Older movies don't look great
  • The photos section is subpar
  • DVDs are not available as separate scenes, only as full movies

German Goo Girls is the web version of John Thompson's popular extreme porn series, often simply referred to as "GGG". The word Goo in GGG refers to cum. These are bukkake porn movies in which amateur, mostly German girls satisfy a lot of men, who shoot all of their loads on the girl's face, completely bathing it in sperm! The website has the movies from these DVDs, from the 2000s to the current year. Of course the newer scenes are also available in HD.

German Goo Girls really has amateur, often average looking women in their videos. It is no aim to make glamour porn here. Put the girls in skimpy clothes in a room full of average guys, and have her satisfy them. It's raw action with lots of blowjobs, spitting, and fucking including some anal and DP. The money shots are important here, the girls often get the cum served from a food plate or mug before eating it.
Video quality of course depends on the movie's production year. The new ones are Full HD videos. They look good, although there are better looking Full HD videos out there on the web.

The site has a lot of photo galleries too, but I didn't enjoy those too much, they seem to be screen captures from the videos and their quality is just not good enough.

The site's design is not too pretty, but the interface works real well on desktops, tablets, and mobiles too. I appreciate it that you can watch even the full HD videos in their desktop streaming player without downloading the files. The scenes are tagged well with keywords and performers. You can sort the scenes by multiple criteria including production year, which I appreciated. A real model directory is missing though—at the moment you can only click on the girl's names in updates to list their other scenes. Also some of you may prefer to have access to scenes separately too, not just as part of full DVD movies, but it's not possible here unfortunately.

The update system of the site is a bit unusual, but there's no reason to complain. In the first week of every month, they add 5 full DVDs. Most of them are newly produced, but sometimes they include an older DVD too.

There is a big bonus section with scenes from thousands of porn DVDs in all kinds of genres. There are lots of low quality scenes but a good amount of HD scenes too it seems. I missed the ability to filter for HD movies in the bonus section, there is a nice category search however.

German Goo Girls only has some tiny flaws, but all in all it has wonderful value for your money if you're already a fan of the GGG films. Or if you're just looking to watch some nasty amateur hardcore German bukkakes. The discounted price makes the deal even sweeter!

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Videos

Amount
687 DVDs
Avg. length
80 mins
DRM-free
Formats:
type resolution bitrate info
mp4 1920 x 1080 px FULLHD 4250 kbps
mp4 1280 x 720 px HD 2850 kbps
mp4 852 x 480 px 1725 kbps
mp4 426 x 240 px 475 kbps

Photos

Galleries
359
Photos / gallery
90
Formats:
resolution zip files
999 x 562 px
800 x 450 px

Webcams

Source
Taken from Streamate

Prices & Billing

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One month $39.95 $19.95 rebills at $39.95 $19.95 / month
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Review History & Outside Reviews

Review history on x3guide
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this full review Aug 22, 2015 88/100
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